signs of the times

There is a young man who stands near the freeway entrance every afternoon with a homemade sign. He's not homeless or in need. He looks like he's protesting something except there's nothing there to protest, just grass and then a freeway. I always pass him on my way home from work, but going in the other direction so I've never been able to read what his sign says.

Yesterday, he switched sides so I could read his sign. It said, "The End Is Near." 

He has obviously been reading his scriptures.

Me too, and dude, it's going to be amazing.